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Apr

Extramarital Sex Fuels Earthquakes: Iran Cleric

A senior Iranian cleric blames the increase in earthquakes on too many people boning down. 

“dolled-up women incite extramarital sex, causing more earthquakes…”

Also, losing your keys causes tsunamis and letting the water run while you brush your teeth causes avalanches.

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