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CDC Report: 1.1 Million Americans Are Total Losers

The Center for Disease Control and Prevention estimates that 1.1 million Americans between the ages of 25 and 40 are still virgins. What are these people waiting for, it feels totally awesome to bone down. (The report fails to mention whether these individuals are actually complete nerds or whether they are just extremely loyal fans of Steve Carell movies.)

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