May 2010
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May 1st
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May 1st
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May 1st
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May 1st
April 2010
97 posts
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“do i netflix? ya, those cute red vhs show up in the mail i don’t get to...”
–  that fuckin hipster
Apr 30th
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Craigslist Jeans, now thats hipster!!!!  →
Apr 29th
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Apr 29th
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Apr 28th
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Apr 28th
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Apr 28th
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Apr 28th
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Apr 27th
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Apr 27th
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Is California On Fire? →
well…is it? I check this site everyday.
Apr 26th
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Apr 25th
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Apr 25th
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Apr 25th
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WatchWatch
have you seen this?…didn’t think so The Letter ‘U’ w/ Aldous Snow “I’ll tell you where there’s a U… Fuck this.” - so awesome, so fresh.
Apr 24th
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“My life is like a fixed gear bike, no brakes…and trendy and overpriced.”
– - HSMJ
Apr 24th
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Apr 24th
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Apr 24th
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“T.G.I.F. - Thank God I’m Fresh”
Apr 24th
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BBC: 'Texting more popular than calling for teens' →
…still not as popular as vampires though.
Apr 24th
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Apr 24th
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“I love Earth day - Earth is def in my top 3 favorite planets.”
Apr 23rd
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Hipster kickball league banned for being too... →
The 2,500 members of the Big Balls Kickball League will have to find a new place to be awesome after neighbors complain of their drunken and sex fueled rowdiness. Some of the team names: TITS Taint Misbehavin’ Hole Bangers It’s All Pink in the Middle Prom Night Dumpster Babies Bustin’ Rubbers Game of the week:  Gang Bang All Stars vs. Morning Sex
Apr 23rd
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Lofty Goals Set at Nuclear Summit: Organic Nuclear...
Recently leaders of 47 countries gathered to discuss critical issues regarding nuclear weapons. Here’s an idea, how about organic nuclear weapons? Am I right? If countries demand on having nuclear weapons they should at least be eco-friendly. We should be demanding more earth conscious nukes, made with organic uranium and plutonium that is locally grown. There’s no reason why the...
Apr 22nd
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Apr 22nd
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Apr 22nd
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“I do the same thing everyone does on Earth Day…I do cocaine and recycle.”
–  - HSMJ
Apr 22nd
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Military Leader: 'Youngsters are too fat to fight' →
This article claims that young adults are too fat to fight in the military, which poses a threat to national defense. (cue the arbitrary camera footage of fat people walking) Seriously though, I don’t believe this could be true. Why would young adults be considered more obese than previous generations?
Apr 21st
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“Of course my ‘rents own a beach house. Except it’s not a house, its...”
–  - HSMJ
Apr 21st
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Extramarital Sex Fuels Earthquakes: Iran Cleric →
A senior Iranian cleric blames the increase in earthquakes on too many people boning down.  “dolled-up women incite extramarital sex, causing more earthquakes…” Also, losing your keys causes tsunamis and letting the water run while you brush your teeth causes avalanches.
Apr 20th
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Apr 20th
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Washington Examiner: "Hating the Government... →
We’ve hated the government since before it was cool, no big deal.
Apr 20th
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“I do the same thing everyone does on 4/20…I do cocaine and smoke...”
–  - HSMJ (hipster’s guide to 4/20)
Apr 20th
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Vote for the new word for 'Hipster'  →
Apr 19th
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Apr 19th